10 Reasons Why He Didn’t Call You Back

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So you went on a date with a guy from a dating personals ad and it’s been over three days and he still hasn’t called you back. Has he lost your number? No. Is he too busy saving the world? Unless you call playing PS3 saving the world, then no. There are reasons men don’t call girls after meeting them through online personals ads and here are 10 reasons why:

You’re Too Easy

Some guys like to work for their sex and if you give it up faster than Lindsay Lohan on a casting couch, we don’t want what you have to offer since it’s quite evident that you are offer it up a lot!

You’re A Bitch

There is such a thing of playing “too hard to get.” I know all those lame Katherine Heigl movies taught you that treating men like shit makes them want you more, but in fact, we don’t care for that at all. We just think you’re a super bitch and move on.

You Looked Like Hell

Sorry to say this ladies, but if you’re hunched over in your chair and we can see your chicken cutlets in your bra while you’re trying to nonchalantly sniff a booger back into your nose, we notice that! You also could just be butt ugly too. That’s a huge possibility.

You’re a Ditz!

If all you can possibly talk about are Princess Kate’s fertility problems and books you’re reading based off movies, then men have no interest wanting to connect with you on a deeper level.

You Smelled Horrible

I love how women think men are impervious to female body odor smells and menstrual blood. If we can tell you have to change your pad or tampon, then you should not be even pursuing a date let alone a husband.

He’s Already Involved With Someone Else

He just wanted to have sex with you and call it a day. At least with this option, your personal hygiene is not being criticized.

His Friend Said You Got Around

Men listen to their buds, no matter how dumb they are. If they say you are a slut, then chances are they will stay away from you. Sad, but true.

He Met Someone Better

Dating can be cruel sometimes. Next time, don’t talk about your Harry Potter obsession for the majority of the date.

You Ate Like A Pig

Next time, don’t order the ribs when you’re on a date. Control yourself! I know you can do it! Chew, chew, chew then swallow.

He Just Wants To Be Friends

Ha! Sorry…I’m just kidding. He may say this but he basically wants nothing to do with you and wants to go away without making a scene.
Début de l'événement 13.12.2023
Fin de l'événement 13.12.2023